Ganlipgud is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, blissful guinea pig.

Ganlipgud created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganlipgud, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ganlipgud, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ganlipgud's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Ganlipgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ganlipgud.