Santimhakgenvabben is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless goose.

Santimhakgenvabben created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Santimhakgenvabben, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Santimhakgenvabben, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Santimhakgenvabben's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Santimhakgenvabben's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green coats.

2. Do not hurt goats.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Santimhakgenvabben.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Santimhakgenvabben.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.