Poptenbog Zencumceb is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous yak.

Poptenbog Zencumceb created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Poptenbog Zencumceb, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Poptenbog Zencumceb, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Poptenbog Zencumceb's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Poptenbog Zencumceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt doves.

2. Never feed melons to snails while wearing fawn shirts.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not speak about limes.