Yikyamgep is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, boastful owl.

Yikyamgep created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikyamgep, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yikyamgep, she will turn you into a mouse.

Yikyamgep's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Yikyamgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Worship no other gods but Yikyamgep.

5. Never wear kilts.