Cibyimyog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unsympathetic warg.

Cibyimyog created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibyimyog, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cibyimyog, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cibyimyog's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cibyimyog's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not eat garlic.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Cibyimyog loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not commit murder.