Spagzannel Bitgutdog is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, temperamental slug.

Spagzannel Bitgutdog created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Spagzannel Bitgutdog, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Spagzannel Bitgutdog, it will ignore you.

Spagzannel Bitgutdog's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Spagzannel Bitgutdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not jump in public.