Bugbidcit is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, fussy hummingbird.

Bugbidcit created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugbidcit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bugbidcit, he will laugh at you.

Bugbidcit's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bugbidcit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bugbidcit.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about asteroids.