Matartcap is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody duck.

Matartcap created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Matartcap, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Matartcap, he will turn you into a duck.

Matartcap's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Matartcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mites.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.