Rulvagqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humorless wyvern.

Rulvagqueeg created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rulvagqueeg, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rulvagqueeg, she will torture you forever.

Rulvagqueeg's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Rulvagqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Rulvagqueeg must be the most important thing in your life.