Fubjatnutt Flighenjig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair mongoose.

Fubjatnutt Flighenjig created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubjatnutt Flighenjig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fubjatnutt Flighenjig, he will not care.

Fubjatnutt Flighenjig's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fubjatnutt Flighenjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Fubjatnutt Flighenjig must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

5. Never look at stars.