Labnuttril Fardabfab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, tiresome elephant.

Labnuttril Fardabfab created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Labnuttril Fardabfab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Labnuttril Fardabfab, she will turn you into a rock.

Labnuttril Fardabfab's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Labnuttril Fardabfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple tights.

2. Always help sick foxes.

3. Always wear black.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never talk about stars.