Niggebgon is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic mouse.

Niggebgon created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Niggebgon, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Niggebgon, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Niggebgon's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Niggebgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never eat cucumbers.

4. Erect seven gold sculptures of Niggebgon on top of important buildings.

5. Never look at black holes.