Sablogtig is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, humane lion.

Sablogtig created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sablogtig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sablogtig, she will be very unhappy.

Sablogtig's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Sablogtig's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Sablogtig on top of all buildings.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not stand on grass.