Fotkamhun is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, resourceful mink.

Fotkamhun created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotkamhun, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fotkamhun, she will boil you in a big pot.

Fotkamhun's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Fotkamhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not take Fotkamhun's name in vain.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not kill ants.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.