Podfenlog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong gorilla.

Podfenlog created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podfenlog, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Podfenlog, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Podfenlog's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Podfenlog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Podfenlog on top of important buildings.

2. Podfenlog loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never wear brown coats.

5. Always help snails in need.