Stipfarntam is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking donkey.

Stipfarntam created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipfarntam, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stipfarntam, she will destroy your favourite star.

Stipfarntam's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Stipfarntam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never wear indigo dresses.

3. Stipfarntam loves rats, so they must be honoured.

4. Run away if nine mites approach from the north.

5. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.