Gudgess is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, uncaring finch.

Gudgess created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gudgess, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gudgess, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gudgess' most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Gudgess' Holy Commandments

1. Gudgess loves geese, so they must be honoured.

2. Always look after injured shrews.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always help otters.