Wotrotrat is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, strong elephant.

Wotrotrat created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotrotrat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wotrotrat, it will turn you into a frog.

Wotrotrat's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Wotrotrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

4. Never hurt tortoises.

5. Wotrotrat must be the most important thing in your life.