Stigarntaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, calm bee.

Stigarntaf created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigarntaf, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stigarntaf, it will turn you into a slug.

Stigarntaf's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Stigarntaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

5. Do not shave your arms.