Gednullnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, kind grasshopper.

Gednullnurl created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gednullnurl, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gednullnurl, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gednullnurl's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gednullnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of manatees.

2. Never mention tapirs.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Put Gednullnurl first in all things.