Fabvollap is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, dishonest centaur.

Fabvollap created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabvollap, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fabvollap, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Fabvollap's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fabvollap's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never hurt tortoises.