Himmanmig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, staggering goblin.

Himmanmig created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himmanmig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Himmanmig, he will ignore you.

Himmanmig's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Himmanmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Put Himmanmig first in all things.

4. Never wear fawn shoes.

5. Manatees are not to be trusted.