Gadjamyattfem is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, overgenerous crocodile.

Gadjamyattfem created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadjamyattfem, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gadjamyattfem, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gadjamyattfem's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gadjamyattfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.