Randimdammutsogtonmig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, happy rat.

Randimdammutsogtonmig created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Randimdammutsogtonmig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Randimdammutsogtonmig, he will laugh at you.

Randimdammutsogtonmig's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Randimdammutsogtonmig's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.