Citdisswad is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, grumpy clam.

Citdisswad created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Citdisswad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Citdisswad, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Citdisswad's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Citdisswad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Always help hamsters in need.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.