Dobmetdiss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented crane.

Dobmetdiss created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobmetdiss, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dobmetdiss, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dobmetdiss' most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dobmetdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not take Dobmetdiss' name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always obey Dobmetdiss' priests.