Budwanyik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, happy octopus.

Budwanyik created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Budwanyik, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Budwanyik, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Budwanyik's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Budwanyik's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Budwanyik.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Put Budwanyik first in all things.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never play with disobedient children.