Artyiknurt Hunratlarn is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous wyvern.

Artyiknurt Hunratlarn created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artyiknurt Hunratlarn, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Artyiknurt Hunratlarn, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Artyiknurt Hunratlarn's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Artyiknurt Hunratlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Artyiknurt Hunratlarn.

2. Never wear orange scarves.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Run away from red frogs, for they are unholy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.