Artlaksog is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unthoughtful pigeon.

Artlaksog created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Artlaksog, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Artlaksog, he will come to you in dreams.

Artlaksog's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Artlaksog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries.

2. Never think ill of sick geese.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

4. Always help sick sheep.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.