Artsidlik is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, calm jellyfish.

Artsidlik created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artsidlik, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Artsidlik, she will try to impress you with trees.

Artsidlik's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Artsidlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention capybaras.

2. Retreat if six dogs approach from the west.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never play with disobedient children.