Veencapnib is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, proud lizard.

Veencapnib created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veencapnib, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Veencapnib, she will make you grow a tail.

Veencapnib's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Veencapnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not take Veencapnib's name in vain.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.