Zigsidgad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous parrot.

Zigsidgad created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigsidgad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zigsidgad, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zigsidgad's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Zigsidgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ducks.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.