Sinpasrap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, slow lion.

Sinpasrap created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinpasrap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sinpasrap, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Sinpasrap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Sinpasrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Sinpasrap on top of all buildings.