Butmispinten is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, staggering fox.

Butmispinten created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butmispinten, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Butmispinten, he will destroy your home solar system.

Butmispinten's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Butmispinten's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near ducks.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Run away if seven swans approach from the west.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.