Gedbapgam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, competent dragon.

Gedbapgam created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Gedbapgam, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gedbapgam, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gedbapgam's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gedbapgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.