Ratnutsat Dinlimtun is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, wise clam.

Ratnutsat Dinlimtun created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Ratnutsat Dinlimtun, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ratnutsat Dinlimtun, she will turn you into a worm.

Ratnutsat Dinlimtun's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Ratnutsat Dinlimtun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured whales.

2. Never feed bananas to sheep while wearing green rings.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Ratnutsat Dinlimtun loves moths, so they must be respected.

5. Never sing in holy places.