Fempomnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, prudent lion.

Fempomnutt created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fempomnutt, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fempomnutt, he will turn you into a sheep.

Fempomnutt's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Fempomnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Never mention seals.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.