Cipwikxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, quiet chinchilla.

Cipwikxuc created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Cipwikxuc, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cipwikxuc, she will turn you into a slug.

Cipwikxuc's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cipwikxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never sit near sharks.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not drink alcohol.