Largcetdum is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, overgenerous dryad.

Largcetdum created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largcetdum, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Largcetdum, it will turn you into a frog.

Largcetdum's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Largcetdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Largcetdum.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never skip in holy places.