Stragbughatfit Gebcibquart is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, blissful sheep.

Stragbughatfit Gebcibquart created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragbughatfit Gebcibquart, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stragbughatfit Gebcibquart, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Stragbughatfit Gebcibquart's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Stragbughatfit Gebcibquart's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured geese.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think ill of sick badgers.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always pray immersed in water.