Negfed Taltencud is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, overgenerous ant.

Negfed Taltencud created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Negfed Taltencud, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Negfed Taltencud, he will ignore you.

Negfed Taltencud's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Negfed Taltencud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Negfed Taltencud.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.