Wodyartdog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient beaver.

Wodyartdog created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodyartdog, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wodyartdog, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Wodyartdog's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Wodyartdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always obey Wodyartdog's priests.

4. Never think ill of sick whales.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.