Wikhogzan is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, slow pig.

Wikhogzan created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikhogzan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wikhogzan, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wikhogzan's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Wikhogzan's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Hide if nine otters approach from the south.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.