Lamgigmot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, ruthless chicken.

Lamgigmot created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamgigmot, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lamgigmot, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Lamgigmot's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Lamgigmot's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white birds for they are unholy.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Lamgigmot loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Always help porpoises.