Yamtap Zenget is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witty crane.

Yamtap Zenget created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Yamtap Zenget, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yamtap Zenget, he will be very unhappy.

Yamtap Zenget's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Yamtap Zenget's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. You must love Yamtap Zenget.