Zodfossgun is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, merciless chicken.

Zodfossgun created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodfossgun, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zodfossgun, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Zodfossgun's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Zodfossgun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Worship no other gods but Zodfossgun.

3. Feed all hungry foxes.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not run in public.