Targtettifub is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, egotistical jellyfish.

Targtettifub created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targtettifub, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Targtettifub, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Targtettifub's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Targtettifub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews in need.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Always obey Targtettifub's priests.

4. Never wear blue ear rings.

5. Always stare at clouds.