Dapyikfebhunvon is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, emotional hydra.

Dapyikfebhunvon created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Dapyikfebhunvon, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dapyikfebhunvon, she will destroy your favourite star.

Dapyikfebhunvon's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Dapyikfebhunvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Put Dapyikfebhunvon first in all things.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never go into white rooms.