Nartdubpit is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, duplicitous warg.

Nartdubpit created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartdubpit, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nartdubpit, he will strike you with lightening.

Nartdubpit's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Nartdubpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help seals in need.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.