Gutcipflab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-powerful squid.

Gutcipflab created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gutcipflab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gutcipflab, she will destroy your home planet.

Gutcipflab's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gutcipflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gutcipflab's name in vain.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never eat melons.